Thursday, January 21, 2021

Uninformed opinions on five meaningless debates

Bagels vs. Doughnuts

I come down Team Bagel here, but only because in my mind bagels are generally healthier for you. Really, though, some bagels are so full of sugar and not-so-great stuff that this may be more of a toss-up than I realize. Still, I'll take a cinnamon raisin bagel any time you want to offer one.

Ford vs. Chevy

The reality is that I don't care. I'm not a car guy, and for the last several years I've driven only Hondas anyway. But I realize this is the eternal question for many Americans, particularly when you start talking about trucks and throw Dodge into the mix. Put me down as "undecided."

Beatles vs. Rolling Stones

I'll always pick the Beatles here, but I think of the Stones the way I think of Rush: I really should like them more than I do, and I probably would if I listened to more of their music. I just can't be bothered to do it, which suggests I'm getting old (or I'm already there).

Coffee vs. Tea

I'll take both, but I drink way, way more coffee. Like, a minimum of four cups a day, and usually it's five. I wish I could get myself into the green tea habit.

Ginger vs. Mary Ann

My wife looks way more like Mary Ann than Ginger, so my choice here is clear. This is the one in which I have the most confidence.

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